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You ram the orphan through your giant paper shredder, and you collect all the thin strips of flesh onto a frying pan. You place some of the larger chunks of flesh on top and then pour some blood all over it. You then give it to a homeless guy under the pretence that it is Spaghetti and Meatballs with a rich tomato sauce. You watch him eat it. Then you tell him what it was. Then he asks for some more. You tell him that you don't have any more and he pulls out a concealed knife and stabs you in the spleen. You are rolling around on the floor in agony, when he begins to cut you up. The pieces of your body are then consumed by this homeless cannibal. What goes around, comes around.
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