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Adventures of facepunch.

You type: HAHA YOU'RE AN EMO!
They type: Yeah, I know.
You type: HAHA!
They type: Ur pointing out the obvious.
You type: EMO KID ALERT!
They type: *sigh*
You type: EMO LOSER!

Emo_kid1234 has signed off.


A few minutes later, you hear a knock at the door. You go downstairs to investigate. You look through the eyehole and see the emo kid you were just mocking standing there, with one of his razor blades in his hand. What do you do?