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Knock At The Door
Written by
TheKoolAidGuy
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You stick your head in the microwave, but it will not turn on because the door on the front of it is open, so that your head fits in.
You have 5 choices:
Call suicide hotline.
Call 911 again.
Beat yourself to death with the microwave.
Arrack the old hag with the microwave.
Answer the door nicely.