The Game Master

You choose to take the flight of stairs. Out of the two other options: up, to get your refund and help little titch out or down, to get the hell out of here. You decide to go up, not only for your refund, but your main reason for this is to help your new friend.
Making your way up the stairs, you see some sort of shadow. You, begin to back up, but trip. You fall with a thud and bang your head, rendering you unconcious. This attracts attention and soon guards are dragging you away by your feet.
When you wake, You realise you are naked. The only thing on you body is a small, bright red fez. You do your best to cover yourself as you see guards pointing and giggling at you. They may not actually mean it, they may just be doing it to embarass you and it's working. You are in a large hall with a throne on the side you are on. The Master is sat upon it. He stands and marches towards you. Holding his hand up he gives a signal to a guard.
The game designer's hand glows green and he places his palm on your head. You suddenly loose all strength in your body and you collapse, ending up lying flat out on your stomach. His hand glows brighter and you begin to flap around like a fish on land. Short hairs grow on your body and you start to shrink. Mouth starts to stick out slightly and your toes grow longer into small fingers. A crunching noise can be heard, as your hips move mildly. Energy rushes back to you and you stand. Everything looks much larger. You look down and check your being. You are a chimpanzee.
The guard The Master made a gesture returns with some sort of leather in his hands and he walks towards his employer, but stops in front of you. The other armed men leave and The Master takes his rightful place in his throne. The man stood in front of you holds the leather above his head and reveals that it is in fact a leather cane. The sort that used to be used for punishing children years ago. He strikes your backside with it and it stings like hell. The Master claps his hands and shouts, " Dance! Dance you thick ape!" He then starts chuckling loudly. You make a sad attempt and are once again struck with the leather weapon. This continues until you perfect it. Juggling then follows. You spend the rest of you days asmusing your master.
End Of Story