This Story is Going Nowhere Fast
You turn to face Uncle Stan.
"Whadda ya wan boy!?!" he slurs at you.
You point out to him that it was he who noticed you, and that if you'd have had any foresight you would never have turned round in the first place.
Uncle Stan looks puzzled for an instance, before his twitch kicks in, and his eye starts jumping around ike a crazed bouncy ball. After another brief pause, crazy Uncle Stan tells you...
"Whadda ya wan boy!?!" he slurs at you.
You point out to him that it was he who noticed you, and that if you'd have had any foresight you would never have turned round in the first place.
Uncle Stan looks puzzled for an instance, before his twitch kicks in, and his eye starts jumping around ike a crazed bouncy ball. After another brief pause, crazy Uncle Stan tells you...
You have 5 choices:
- ...he's on the run from drug dealers, who he owes 20k to, and he needs your help.
- ...he's found a pirate treasure map, that is certain to lead to unknown treasures.
- ...that Ronald McDonald is involved in an evil plot with the Polish government to overthrow the British monarchy.
- ...he invented self warming trousers for cold weather use, whilst drunk last night, either that or he's wet himself.
- ... that you always were his favourite, and that your mother destroyed him when she finally went back to your father (or at least that's what HE calls himself!).