Bob's Life

You approach, and are immediately immobilized with shock. The captain and his pirates are all dead--impaled on giant bamboo stakes!

You vomit. You try to run, but the shock was too much. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain on your thigh. You look down--there is a dart sticking in through your diaper. It has pierced the skin!

You pull the dart out, and fall to the ground. The last thing you see before things go black is the face of a demonic cannibal.

You have 1 choice: