Bob's Life
"Well, well, well, Bob is it then is it?" The pirate jesfully announces. "And to what does a humble man like myself owe this pleasure?"
Judging by the lavish gold rings, and fine garb, you surmise that you are talking to an important crew member. You decide to tone down the wise cracks.
You explain about the kidnapping incident and terrorists and the crash.
"Yep, Yep looks like we have ourselves a little story telling liar!" Says the decorated pirate. "Yep boss jest a liar, jest a liar!" says one of the underlings, as he gets backhanded by his superior. "Did I tell yee to open yer yap Swabbie!" "No, s-sir s-sorry sir."
"I could jest throw yee into the deep blue right now, and be done with ya!" "But, as the kind, tender-herted man that I am I'll just throw you in the BRIG!"
Judging by the lavish gold rings, and fine garb, you surmise that you are talking to an important crew member. You decide to tone down the wise cracks.
You explain about the kidnapping incident and terrorists and the crash.
"Yep, Yep looks like we have ourselves a little story telling liar!" Says the decorated pirate. "Yep boss jest a liar, jest a liar!" says one of the underlings, as he gets backhanded by his superior. "Did I tell yee to open yer yap Swabbie!" "No, s-sir s-sorry sir."
"I could jest throw yee into the deep blue right now, and be done with ya!" "But, as the kind, tender-herted man that I am I'll just throw you in the BRIG!"