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Bob's Life
Written by
findluke
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PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
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Your mother takes you in her arms, and begins to rock you. A nurse comes in and asks, "Would you like me to take him off your hands for you?" "No," she replies. "I think he's doing just fine..."
You have 2 choices:
Bite your mother in the arm.
Go to sleep.
