Huzaah Of Hudi-Blee-Blah

The people at Starbucks are lined up outside to purchase their $5.00 coffees and buy their two-day old scones. The muffins also suck. Anyway. You run into the store and start screaming obsenitys about the empire of coffee. No one seems to notice you and it is obvious they are all using yuppy I-pods to drown out your speaking.

If anythign pissed you off more than Starbucks, it was I-pods. Time to take action