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Huzaah Of Hudi-Blee-Blah

It turns out that this customer just happens to be a ninja, and you have offended him. After all, no one can say no to a ninja and get away with it! He jumps on the counter and roundhouse kicks you in the FACE. Fortunatly for you, this ninja only meant to inflict pain. You find that your face has been ripped off and you are bleeding profusely. You...