Huzaah Of Hudi-Blee-Blah

You run into the street. You run for what seems like hours. You become exhausted very quickly and find that you're only about 100 feet away from your house.

Strangely there is no one around. This could be because it's 7:00 Am on a Saturday, or it could be exactly what you've wanted since the day you were born! ALIENS HAVE ABDUCTED ALL SMART PEOPLE EXCEPT YOU! The world is yours. What to do first?