Huzaah Of Hudi-Blee-Blah

YOu fumble around with the batteries with quite some time because your father never loved you and never taught you how to distinguish a plus sign with a negative sign, though they are blatantly different on many levels. FInally you get the batteries in correctly and switch on the tv. Your favorite show is on!!!

You sit for hours watching "Barbie's Magical Wonderful Prettiness of Happy Goodness," till finally your show ends and you fal lasleep on the couch. You are startled awake and all the lights in your house have gone out. There is a shadowy figure looming over you next to the couch. Being very cautios, you decide what to do next...