A Man's Change

"This is rediculous!" you declare, shoving the animal off your clean bed. Dogs did not possess the ability to think, much less speak! No, clearly this was some kind of prank.

"Insolent human!" the voice supposedly coming from the dog says. "You must learn respect! From this day forth, you shall be a male no longer... but a female, one that all humans would wish to possess! You shall remain cursed until you learn your lesson. Now, sleep."

As the last words are spoken, you find yourself becoming incredibly drowsy. Despite your desire to get to the bottom of this, you find it impossible to keep your eyes open. Hours later, you awaken as: