The Adventures of George W. Bush

As Dick Cheney tucks you into bed and kisses you goodnight, you feel warm and safe. Slowly, you drift off to sleep. And then... The Dream Begins.
And Everything Is Capitolized.
SomeTimes Even LetTers That Don't BeGin WorDs.
And In YouR Dream, You Are In The BoxIng Ring. All Of Your Olde OppOnents Are There-Al Gore, Johnny KeRry, And Even Dr. Doom. Who Will You Face FiRst?

You have 3 choices: