College: The Birthday!

You sit at a corner table, watching the few people nursing hangovers with quesadillas. "Quesa"dill"a… ha ha… that was funny in Napoleon Dynamite," you think. But even thoughts of silly movies can't keep the knowledge of the race awaiting you. The burrito arrives in all its cheesy-goodness, and to start in. Quickly you realize that this was not the best choice, as your stomach immediately protests this early food offering. Determined and hungry, you work your way through the entire thing… bad idea – bad burrito! "oooh, you moan," turning the color of fresh guacamole