College: The Birthday!

Just as you're halfway across, your evil English professor comes rumbling down the street... he's too busy coming up with ways to make class hell to notice you. As you yell out, he slams on the brakes and taps you slightly.

Paranoid because he technically hit you while you were in a crosswalk and could probably sue for obscene amounts of money, he jumps out and starts pleading for you to keep quiet.

You decide to: