College: The Birthday!

Since you're in a particularly good mood, you decide to talk to this seemingly crazy man. "Hey I saw your shirt, you like (insert underground band here)?" You start talking about music and bands for a while when the guy reveals that he's actually working for Rolling Stone, writing an exposé about the outrageous claims made on certain billboards that "Mountain air makes you smarter." Impressed by your musical knowledge, he offers you a job writing for Rolling Stone. You accept and go on to become Editor in Chief, having a glorious run until you are ousted for calling too many bands "sell-outs."