College: The Birthday!

You slide nervously across the street and realize your roommate is sitting there as well. "What did you get us into?" he asks. Shrugging as the car takes off, you wish that you had just gotten up instead of hitting that snooze button. Who knows what interesting, alternative path your day could have taken?

Suddenly the car stops and taco chef opens the door. "We're hereĀ… at the Dr. Phil show! You're going to be part of a show called "Roommate Matters: When Randomly Paired Strangers Don't Get Along." After listening to the patronizing self-help from Dr. Phil, you become life long friends and go off to celebrate your birthday over another plate of tacos.
End Of Story