You hit the snooze for the 5th time and are drifting back to sleep when you hear a crash. Your roommate has slammed the alarm clock against the wall and is fuming, much like the Incredible Hulk just less green. It seems the incessant beeping of the clock has driven him over the edge. He starts yelling that he challenges you to a duel a strange request from a college freshman in the 21st century, but whatever. Even stranger are your options. A dorm kitchen cook-off or minivan drag race because a, um, friend loaned him a minivan for the week. There, that's how he has a minivan. So what's your choice?