College: The Birthday!

You hit the snooze for the 5th time and are drifting back to sleep when you hear a crash. Your roommate has slammed the alarm clock against the wall and is fuming, much like the Incredible Hulk – just less green. It seems the incessant beeping of the clock has driven him over the edge. He starts yelling that he challenges you to a duel – a strange request from a college freshman in the 21st century, but whatever. Even stranger are your options. A dorm kitchen cook-off or minivan drag race… because a, um, friend… loaned him a minivan for the week. There, that's how he has a minivan. So what's your choice?