College: The Birthday!

Fight or flight? There's no questionÂ… you take off running. The guy flips open his cell phone and calls all his brothers, who show up in their matching Greek shirts with some Homecoming/Formal/Date Dash/Drinking fest emblazoned under a witty/dirty theme name. They join the chase, up and down the exhausting hill between campuses. Somewhere in there, you pass a large group of marching band members, who surround you and start yelling at the guys. The two sides stand off and then start a "West Side Story" style dance off, high kicks and spontaneous group numbers and all. It ends up being the dance party of the semester and soon everyone joins in. Just like in a movie. Best. Birthday. Ever.
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