Chamber's College

"...and as for the governing of the school, a Deanship shall be acquired through inheritance according to the longest held office within the Council, that body being those officers numbering seven elected by a popular faculty vote, and whose decision making process shall be resolved by a simple majority vote, and shall hold the responsibilities of adopting college guidelines, vetoable by the Dean unless unanimous in the Council, as well as admissions of new faculty and students under adopted guidelines, always given that an odd number of councilmembers are present, each with their own alternate in the case of an absence, with a quorum of five, and this body shall convene on the first and second Tuesdays of each month, with additional meetings to be scheduled as needed, but never under the harvest moon, or on any popular holiday, and never if the council members are too inebriated to find the council chambers, [or in any significantly altered mental state]..."