A Very Special Infinite Story

Yep, nothing cooler than being in a gang. Sellin drugs, bustin' caps, smackin' the hoesÂ…

No wait; you're a goddamn suburbanite, meaning the gangs in your "hood" are made up of a bunch of wannabe wiggers that learned everything about the "gangsta" lifestyle by watching rap videos. At best you'll probably just be smoking pot, drinking beer and talkin' a lot of shit. Still, it's cooler than what you're doing now.

You aren't sure of how to go about this though. You know there are "gang members" in your school that you could approach, but maybe you'd have an easier time joining a gang where the people don't actually know you.