YOU save the entire Universe!

You sell all your worldly goods and buy a ticket to Tibet. Poorly equipped and underdressed you set out into the freezing Himalayan wilderness. You walk and climb for an eternity becoming (deliberately) lost until you find a lost valley complete with a gleaming monastery with spires. So far so good.
The monks recover your frozen body from the drift in which you had collapsed and even manage to reattach most of your fingers.
Six months later, you have recovered and are introduced to The Haggard One. He asks if you wish to learn the secrets of the Way Of Hmykxppt.