Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce

Deciding that things couldn't possibly get any worse, you decided to set the place ablaze using the empty bottles of beer filled with a combination of torch fluid and a generous helping of moonshine.

Unfortunately, the fire gets out of control and consumes most of the building, specifically, the gunshop and the liquor store. The resulting explosion is that of bullet rounds and glass shrapnel. As you slowly bleed to death, your last thought is "At least I went out with a bang."
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