Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce

Looking over the edge, you see a man dressed in what appears to be a king's uniform. Deciding now is as good of a time as any to get into the role of being the king of your own domain, you yell "Halt, who goes there?"

"It is I, Arthur, son of Uthar Pendragon of the Castle Of Camelot. King Of The Britans, Defeater Of The Saxxons... Sovereign Of All England."