Hall of Infinite Doors

You sit down with your back to the bed. "How can I resist? But only on one condition: we play Texas hold 'em."

"Fair enough," nods Ashley. She lays down on your right, supporting herself on her elbows. It's such a nice view. She begins dividing the $100's into equal stacks.

Jenny sets the large, round candles in such a way that you will be able to marginally see everything. She then divides up the jewelery into equal piles, rings "being worth" $100, bracelets $500, and necklaces $1000. She then lays on your left in a similar fashion as Ashley.

Ashley hands you your cash. All told you have about $5,000 in cash and $15,000 in jewelery.

"How about a $2,000 ante with $3,000 for the person to the right of the dealer?" says Ashley eagerly. She has clearly played before.

You settle that and deal. Turned up are a five and a queen. You pick up your hand: a queen, eight, seven, four and two.