My New Bike

Fearing the worst (getting grounded for three weeks), you decide to run away from home.

That night, while the rest of your family sleeps, you pack a small bag of essentials: your ninja turtles, some candy, your pocket knife, some crayons, and a juice box. You leave a note:

Deer mom and dad, I am ranning away tonite. dont wurry ill b okay. i will rite u eviry day. bye.

Eric
You are astonished by the sheer brilliance of it. They'll understand now. They'll understand after that masterpiece of literature you just created. You grab your jacket and your hat, and then head out into the harsh, cold night. You almost consider taking your bike, but then figure that probably isn't a very good idea.

Hmm. On the other hand, you DO know where your mom keeps the keys to the minivan.