My New Bike
You went inside the house and the keys to your mom's minivan. Then she woke up, went downstairs and said," Eric! What are you doing to my car keys?!"
"Uh," you said, "trying to steal your minivan and run away if that's what your thinking?"
"You're grounded for two months! No TV, no video games, no reading for fun, going outside, school for seven days a week, and I'm taking your bike back!!"
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!" you screamed, " you're the worst ****ing mother ever!"
Then your mother killed you. God, you should've just waslked by foot.
"Uh," you said, "trying to steal your minivan and run away if that's what your thinking?"
"You're grounded for two months! No TV, no video games, no reading for fun, going outside, school for seven days a week, and I'm taking your bike back!!"
"NNNNOOOOO!!!!" you screamed, " you're the worst ****ing mother ever!"
Then your mother killed you. God, you should've just waslked by foot.
