World Domination

Won over by her intelligent beauty, and complex denamour, you hire Helena. The photo shoots are a great success, and Helena appears on the front page of the Monday edition wearing nothing but a leapord skin, as she sips a cocktail in an outdoor cafe.

Despite widespread criticism from conservative groups, your paper starts doing very well indeed! Helena stays around after her modelling stint, applying for a job as a secretary. It turns out she has excellent office skills, and begins rapidly rising through the ranks.

After a few weeks, you notice that Genny, your head of PR, is acting strangely and seems to resent hiring Helena. This doesn't worry you, and you presume she is simply intimidated by her directness and professionalism of your star employee.

Furthermore, your own secretary, Susan, has gone off the boil lately, and has been calling in sick far too often. You have considered giving her the boot more than once recently, and are sure Helena would do a better job.

Then one afternoon, Genny comes bursting into your office crying, and alleging that Helena is ruining the 'office atmosphere' and 'openly flirting with the male employees'.

"None of the girls like her" she sobs, "She acts so ... unfriendly to us!" It hits you now that something needs to be done.