The demon scam

You say, "I'm wondering if maybe you can help me?"

The cat-demon smirks at you, flashing her feline fangs. "I'll see what I can do. What seems to be the problem?"

"Would you happen to know of a way to get out of this realm?" you ask, studying the demon closely.

The female demon stares at you as if you just asked a really stupid question and you probably did. With a suspicious frown, she asks, "A portal to the mortal world, you mean..?"

You nod. "Yeah."

She squints at you. "Why do you want to know?"