CRACK ATTACK!
Amazingly, and against all odds, you find the sleep you are so desperately seeking.
In your dreams, you're visited by a fairy.
"Why, hello there," says the fairy.
"Why, hello there," you reply.
"You seek crack-rocks, do you not?" the fairy questions you.
You nod. "That I do."
"Well seek no further!" the fairy proclaims, waggling it's fingers in a mystical way.
This perplexes you. "Why, whatever do you mean?"
The fairy giggles. "Why, with one wave of my wand I will transport you to...CRACKTOPIA!!"
Cracktopia?
"You mean, Baltimore?" you wonder aloud.
"Of course!" the fairy remarks offhandedly. "Where else would I mean?"
Well, hell yeah!! "What are you waiting for!?" you prompt the fairy. "Wave that fucking wand and get me the fuck out of here!"
The fairy smiles, waves it's wand, and...
Lo and behold...You wake up in the middle of Baltimore! A city where the streets are paved with crack!!! There couldn't be a happier ending! Good job, asshole!
Now go smoke some crack!
In your dreams, you're visited by a fairy.
"Why, hello there," says the fairy.
"Why, hello there," you reply.
"You seek crack-rocks, do you not?" the fairy questions you.
You nod. "That I do."
"Well seek no further!" the fairy proclaims, waggling it's fingers in a mystical way.
This perplexes you. "Why, whatever do you mean?"
The fairy giggles. "Why, with one wave of my wand I will transport you to...CRACKTOPIA!!"
Cracktopia?
"You mean, Baltimore?" you wonder aloud.
"Of course!" the fairy remarks offhandedly. "Where else would I mean?"
Well, hell yeah!! "What are you waiting for!?" you prompt the fairy. "Wave that fucking wand and get me the fuck out of here!"
The fairy smiles, waves it's wand, and...
Lo and behold...You wake up in the middle of Baltimore! A city where the streets are paved with crack!!! There couldn't be a happier ending! Good job, asshole!
Now go smoke some crack!
