Geek

You cautiously enter the tent, fearing for your ass (Literally).

As it turns out, all the clowns are all passed out from the night before. Looks like it was necrophilia this time, judging from the rotting corpses lying on the floor. In fact if you weren't so rank yourself, the smell might actually bother you. Pervus doesn't seem to be here though.

Liquor bottles are everywhere; in fact you could probably grab one and dowse the box (Which is open and crammed full of whips, shackles and "insertion objects") then take one of the Zippos lying on a table and light the box up easy.

This is going to be simpler than you…

Suddenly you feel a hand grab around your foot.

"Hmm, yeah come here baby…"

Before you can do anything one of the clowns has curled his face up next to your foot and began sucking your BIG TOE.

This is REALLY disgusting, even for you. The only good thing is the clown seems to still be somewhat asleep.