The Adventures of George W. Bush

That little baggy of coke hardly amounted to anything! You've got connections in the CIA that are constantly bringing it in from Colombia, anyway! You chuckle at your niece's overbearing ways. Reminds you of yourself when you were her age.

Oh well. What are you gonna do? You just hope she doesn't do something stupid and end up dead or something. Not that it really matters. She's gonna die from an overdose sooner or later. You call up Rush Limbaugh (who also lives in Florida) and decide to party with him instead. He's got a great OxyContin hook up!