The Adventures of George W. Bush

Written by curmudgeon / PG: Parental Guidance Suggested / 8.36 (25 ratings) (25)
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Cheney's doctors install the experimental nuclear-powered heart. Sadly, the heart specialists fail to see the "Made In Ukraine" label on the device. With its Chernobyl-esque reliability, Cheney's urainium ticker doesn't last that long. He dies. His last words were, "Don't you worry, George. I'll be back on the job in no time. This heart problem of mine is in its last throes."
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Room 33214 created by curmudgeon on Jan 10, 2006
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