Hollywood or Bust

You grab a chainsaw and fight Chainsaw Sam. It is a long battle, but his chainsaw has less gas than yours since he already used it on those mob guys. You cut his head off, then go to the back room and steal his drugs, and burn the building down.

You sell the drugs and get on the next flight to Mexico, where you are able to make your film for peanuts, because you used local actors rather than those expensive Hollywood ones.

You eventually move to Tijuana, where you become a drug dealer who maintains a film studio as a front.