The Whole World In Your Hands
Ah, college! The place that everyone becomes smart enough to conquer the world!
You go to the nearest bank and apply for a loan worth the $40,000 necessary. The teller says she needs to ask you some questions before she gives you a loan of this sum.
"Alright," you concede. "What do you want to know?"
"What is your credit score?"
"I believe it was 5 last time I checked."
"What could you put up as collateral?"
"Uh...I don't have anything for collateral, besides this piece of bacon."
"Well, I'm sorry but I just cannot grant you this loan unless you have decent collateral."
You go to the nearest bank and apply for a loan worth the $40,000 necessary. The teller says she needs to ask you some questions before she gives you a loan of this sum.
"Alright," you concede. "What do you want to know?"
"What is your credit score?"
"I believe it was 5 last time I checked."
"What could you put up as collateral?"
"Uh...I don't have anything for collateral, besides this piece of bacon."
"Well, I'm sorry but I just cannot grant you this loan unless you have decent collateral."