The Whole World In Your Hands
Ah...the American Dream! Nothing like it.
As you step into Wal-Mart you breathe the smell of all the white-trash conservatives inside. Oh, that's good conservative!
You go to the manager. "Could I have a job here at Wal-Mart?"
The manager stares you down, trying to discern any sarcasm. He decides you are true. "Of course! There is always room here at Wal-Mart for the aspiring alien!"
"Alien? I'm a legal citizen of the United States; I was born right here in Topeka."
"Sure ya were! I'll put you down as Mexican. Now, I'll have you answer a few questions: Can you speak English?"
"¡Por supuesto puedo hablar inglés!" you respond without realizing what you said.
"Are you literate?"
"I can sign my name and due to practice I can read the words "Must check in for parole every Monday."
"Do you have any special talents that might be of use here?"
"Oh yes, I can recite the alphabet backwards as fast as I can forwards. So basically I'll whip 'em out in two minutes."
"Excellent! Well, yes, you are actually over-qualified for this job, Mexican. You can pick your line of work: Greeter, Cashier, or the Special Job.
As you step into Wal-Mart you breathe the smell of all the white-trash conservatives inside. Oh, that's good conservative!
You go to the manager. "Could I have a job here at Wal-Mart?"
The manager stares you down, trying to discern any sarcasm. He decides you are true. "Of course! There is always room here at Wal-Mart for the aspiring alien!"
"Alien? I'm a legal citizen of the United States; I was born right here in Topeka."
"Sure ya were! I'll put you down as Mexican. Now, I'll have you answer a few questions: Can you speak English?"
"¡Por supuesto puedo hablar inglés!" you respond without realizing what you said.
"Are you literate?"
"I can sign my name and due to practice I can read the words "Must check in for parole every Monday."
"Do you have any special talents that might be of use here?"
"Oh yes, I can recite the alphabet backwards as fast as I can forwards. So basically I'll whip 'em out in two minutes."
"Excellent! Well, yes, you are actually over-qualified for this job, Mexican. You can pick your line of work: Greeter, Cashier, or the Special Job.