Alpha Wolf
The Mummy: Im-Ho-Tep
If there was ONE undead who was consistently alright with you, it was Tep. He's one of the few exceptions to your dislike of the Undead. Ironic, because even without being Undead, his personality was completely different from yours, however you like him because he at least has a down to earth attitude on life. Which is at least a step up from the arrogance of Vampires and most humans.
Tep is very very VERY old. He was a Prince at one time during the height of the Egyptian Empire, but he never likes going by that title. He says it's pointless to hold on to something that doesn't exist anymore. As a royal Prince he didn't have as much freedom as he would've liked, he basically had to stay in his palace and carry the responsibilities of an Empire which wasn't as much fun as one might think. He used to read a lot about all the places his advisors and soldiers all traveled to, but he couldn't ever go. So he decided that he would extend his life through magic so he could do and see all the things he couldn't while he was alive. When he died at the ripe old age of 33 (Humans didn't annoying live as long back then like they do now) the spell took effect and he snuck out of his sarcophagus at night. With no more responsibilities he was now allowed to see, go and do whatever and wherever he wanted. In fact his down to earth, observational habits are mainly due to the fact that he's literally done it all. There really isn't anything left for him to do anymore, so he gets a small pleasure from watching "Life" in general now. It's also why he laughs at bloodsuckers who think they're old, wise, and "done it all". Even Dracula would be a mere child when compared to how old Tep is. One time Dracula was bragging about this completely decadent orgy he threw one time back in the 1600s that lasted for 6 days. He claimed it had everything and taunted everyone saying that they would never know about the carnal pleasures that were had that week. Tep just laughed and calmly put Vlad in his place that's become a well known event in Hollywood History:
"Please Vlad spare us of your fat musings, I was married to my younger sister at 13, I personally knew Cleopatra and lived through the Roman Empire during Caligula AND Nero's reign, let alone all the other shit I saw long before you were even thinking about shoving little old ladies on iron spikes as a petty human dictator. You don't know fuck about sexual decadence. Whatever you THINK you've done has already been done long ago. You're an unoriginal amateur at best."
Dracula never "bragged" again when Tep was around.
If there was ONE undead who was consistently alright with you, it was Tep. He's one of the few exceptions to your dislike of the Undead. Ironic, because even without being Undead, his personality was completely different from yours, however you like him because he at least has a down to earth attitude on life. Which is at least a step up from the arrogance of Vampires and most humans.
Tep is very very VERY old. He was a Prince at one time during the height of the Egyptian Empire, but he never likes going by that title. He says it's pointless to hold on to something that doesn't exist anymore. As a royal Prince he didn't have as much freedom as he would've liked, he basically had to stay in his palace and carry the responsibilities of an Empire which wasn't as much fun as one might think. He used to read a lot about all the places his advisors and soldiers all traveled to, but he couldn't ever go. So he decided that he would extend his life through magic so he could do and see all the things he couldn't while he was alive. When he died at the ripe old age of 33 (Humans didn't annoying live as long back then like they do now) the spell took effect and he snuck out of his sarcophagus at night. With no more responsibilities he was now allowed to see, go and do whatever and wherever he wanted. In fact his down to earth, observational habits are mainly due to the fact that he's literally done it all. There really isn't anything left for him to do anymore, so he gets a small pleasure from watching "Life" in general now. It's also why he laughs at bloodsuckers who think they're old, wise, and "done it all". Even Dracula would be a mere child when compared to how old Tep is. One time Dracula was bragging about this completely decadent orgy he threw one time back in the 1600s that lasted for 6 days. He claimed it had everything and taunted everyone saying that they would never know about the carnal pleasures that were had that week. Tep just laughed and calmly put Vlad in his place that's become a well known event in Hollywood History:
"Please Vlad spare us of your fat musings, I was married to my younger sister at 13, I personally knew Cleopatra and lived through the Roman Empire during Caligula AND Nero's reign, let alone all the other shit I saw long before you were even thinking about shoving little old ladies on iron spikes as a petty human dictator. You don't know fuck about sexual decadence. Whatever you THINK you've done has already been done long ago. You're an unoriginal amateur at best."
Dracula never "bragged" again when Tep was around.