Alpha Wolf

"What?! Oh for fuck's sake, alright you big pussy." You say and walk towards them while Joe hides in his house.

You clobber a couple of them, and think this is going to be an easy fight, that is until one of them starts talking about the intricacies of tax forms, then another talks about the topic of lint collecting and the details about it. Yet another discusses the fascinating subject of the history of cabinet makingÂ…

You've never been overwhelmed by such mind-numbing matter! Your energy begins to leave you and your lids begin to get heavy. You fall into a deep slumber which you never wake up from. Soon a doppelganger of you is hatched.

The Boring Snatchers have claimed another victim.
End Of Story