Alpha Wolf
Just as the Ant guards are about to take you away, you speak up.
"Yeah, that's right take me back to my master. We all got masters right? Just like you Ants have yours. Tell me how's it feel serving some demanding bitch."
"She is our queen, mammal, she has every right to demand from us." The guard says unemotionally.
"See? Order! Everyone knows their place! Purity!" Janice adds.
"Some purity! You're not even an Ant! Hey, you Ants even think of that?! She's not even one of your kind, and you serve her?"
"She understands our plight. She is an insect, like us. Our own Queen was destroyed a long time ago, we were directionless when she died, we were assimilated and exploited by you mammals soon after. The Wasp Queen has made arrangements so that shall never be ever again!"
"Hey that was the humans, not me."
"Doesn't matter! All you mammals are alike!" the guard snaps.
"Guard stop arguing with this fool! He'll never understand! Wolf I suggest you stop barking, or I shall change my mind of letting you go!" Janice says, she sounds a bit nervous about your line of questioning though.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, all mammals are alike, I mean look at Janice, she's acting just like the rest of us. Ordering you around, living on your hard work."
"Shut up Wolf! Guard, I changed my mind! Kill this furball!"
"When I said Janice wasn't your kind, I didn't mean the fact that she was a Wasp, I meant the fact that she NOT an insect! I mean look at her, she wasn't born that way! YOU were born an ANT! She became a half Wasp freak due to a failed human experiment!"
"Well we know that, but still "
"Still nothing! She's just using you for whatever twisted purpose she has and to make life easy for herself, just like she did when she was human! Think about it, who does all the work around here? It looks like you Ants! She only has you around because no human wants to work for her! AND even if she WAS all for making things better for insect people why is she so against Andre? Shouldn't HE be allowed in too? I mean sure he's a half freak, but so is Janice! Sounds like a double standard to me!"
"The mammal has a point you really aren't one of us, in any sense of the word. A Queen is supposed to breed to keep the colony alive, in all these years, you haven't even made that attempt, you've just been telling us what to do with promises of a so called glorious future for our kind."
"Um, I haven't found the right guy erm Well what the hell do you want me to do mate with a pathetic mammal? All you Ants are female, and it's not like there's exactly any Male insects around!" Janice says trying in vain to find excuses.
"There's Andre." You remind everyone.
"Yes, there's Andre. Granted he might be part human, but then as Wolf pointed out, so are you. We would look past that though since the children of such a pairing could be indoctrinated to "
"Silence! I will not fuck Andre! Andre is unfit!! He's a disgusting insect, who belongs in the trash! Now you Ants know your fucking place and kill this asshole! Your place is to serve your superiors!" Janice says in anger.
That statement didn't go over to well. The Ant guards begin to look at Janice and click their mandibles. They then advance on her.
"What're you doing?! Stop! I command you! OBEY!"
Janice's orders go unheard, she attempts to escape out the window, but one of the guards grabs her legs before she can take flight. She stings one of them, but is ultimately ripped apart. There's bug guts and blood all over the place. The Ant guard you were speaking to earlier addresses you.
"You can take whatever you like from this mansion; it was never our style, just more of Janice's human vanity at work. We prefer the tunnels we've built Thank you for opening our eyes to reality. (Sigh) We wish it hadn't been true though, now we don't have any purpose once more, as strange as it may seem we prefer to serve in a hierarchy, it's just our nature."
"Hmm, can't argue with nature. I know I for one, would love to be stalking humans on the foggy moors, but adaptation can be a bitch. I do have an idea though ."
You gather as much money and valuables you can from the Mansion and head back to the bar where Andre's been waiting, he buzzes excitedly.
"Wolf! You're back! So is Janice is interested?!"
"She's dead, but that's not important "
"She's dead?! What!? What happened?! But she was my love and..."
You smack Andre upside the head and then shove your paw in a nearby patron's beer to wash it. "Hey!" the patron says and then sees you scowl causing him to retract his statement.
"Andre shut the fuck up and listen, I got you a better deal! You'll be set for life, with all the sugar and whatever else you want. You know all those Ant guards, Janice had? Well they're all willing to serve YOU, under a couple of conditions. You're in charge, but you can't think yourself inherently superior, you have to understand that you need them. You can't suddenly start thinking you're better than THEM just because you're technically the king."
"Really? Well, yeah sure I can do that. Being a fly has made me pretty humble. I'll be grateful more than anything."
"Okay second, TAKE A FUCKING BATH! Stop smelling like a garbage dump!"
"Take a bath? Gee I dunno, that's a pretty big step Wolf."
"You goddamn well better, if you want to score with all the Ant bitches there."
"WHAT?! Are you serious?!"
"Fucking dead serious. None of them have ever mated, given that in the past only the Queen is supposed to, but now most of them want to feel what its like before they die. Hell, some of them hold out hope that they'll produce offspring, to make their race thrive again. So, what's it gonna be? A shit eating bum, or a smooth pimp Superfly that gets to be serviced by a bunch of virgins?"
Andre doesn't even answer; he just thanks you quickly and runs out the door. You doubt if you'll ever see him again.
"Lucky bastard." You say as you sit down and order a drink with your newly gained loot.
"Yeah, that's right take me back to my master. We all got masters right? Just like you Ants have yours. Tell me how's it feel serving some demanding bitch."
"She is our queen, mammal, she has every right to demand from us." The guard says unemotionally.
"See? Order! Everyone knows their place! Purity!" Janice adds.
"Some purity! You're not even an Ant! Hey, you Ants even think of that?! She's not even one of your kind, and you serve her?"
"She understands our plight. She is an insect, like us. Our own Queen was destroyed a long time ago, we were directionless when she died, we were assimilated and exploited by you mammals soon after. The Wasp Queen has made arrangements so that shall never be ever again!"
"Hey that was the humans, not me."
"Doesn't matter! All you mammals are alike!" the guard snaps.
"Guard stop arguing with this fool! He'll never understand! Wolf I suggest you stop barking, or I shall change my mind of letting you go!" Janice says, she sounds a bit nervous about your line of questioning though.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, all mammals are alike, I mean look at Janice, she's acting just like the rest of us. Ordering you around, living on your hard work."
"Shut up Wolf! Guard, I changed my mind! Kill this furball!"
"When I said Janice wasn't your kind, I didn't mean the fact that she was a Wasp, I meant the fact that she NOT an insect! I mean look at her, she wasn't born that way! YOU were born an ANT! She became a half Wasp freak due to a failed human experiment!"
"Well we know that, but still "
"Still nothing! She's just using you for whatever twisted purpose she has and to make life easy for herself, just like she did when she was human! Think about it, who does all the work around here? It looks like you Ants! She only has you around because no human wants to work for her! AND even if she WAS all for making things better for insect people why is she so against Andre? Shouldn't HE be allowed in too? I mean sure he's a half freak, but so is Janice! Sounds like a double standard to me!"
"The mammal has a point you really aren't one of us, in any sense of the word. A Queen is supposed to breed to keep the colony alive, in all these years, you haven't even made that attempt, you've just been telling us what to do with promises of a so called glorious future for our kind."
"Um, I haven't found the right guy erm Well what the hell do you want me to do mate with a pathetic mammal? All you Ants are female, and it's not like there's exactly any Male insects around!" Janice says trying in vain to find excuses.
"There's Andre." You remind everyone.
"Yes, there's Andre. Granted he might be part human, but then as Wolf pointed out, so are you. We would look past that though since the children of such a pairing could be indoctrinated to "
"Silence! I will not fuck Andre! Andre is unfit!! He's a disgusting insect, who belongs in the trash! Now you Ants know your fucking place and kill this asshole! Your place is to serve your superiors!" Janice says in anger.
That statement didn't go over to well. The Ant guards begin to look at Janice and click their mandibles. They then advance on her.
"What're you doing?! Stop! I command you! OBEY!"
Janice's orders go unheard, she attempts to escape out the window, but one of the guards grabs her legs before she can take flight. She stings one of them, but is ultimately ripped apart. There's bug guts and blood all over the place. The Ant guard you were speaking to earlier addresses you.
"You can take whatever you like from this mansion; it was never our style, just more of Janice's human vanity at work. We prefer the tunnels we've built Thank you for opening our eyes to reality. (Sigh) We wish it hadn't been true though, now we don't have any purpose once more, as strange as it may seem we prefer to serve in a hierarchy, it's just our nature."
"Hmm, can't argue with nature. I know I for one, would love to be stalking humans on the foggy moors, but adaptation can be a bitch. I do have an idea though ."
You gather as much money and valuables you can from the Mansion and head back to the bar where Andre's been waiting, he buzzes excitedly.
"Wolf! You're back! So is Janice is interested?!"
"She's dead, but that's not important "
"She's dead?! What!? What happened?! But she was my love and..."
You smack Andre upside the head and then shove your paw in a nearby patron's beer to wash it. "Hey!" the patron says and then sees you scowl causing him to retract his statement.
"Andre shut the fuck up and listen, I got you a better deal! You'll be set for life, with all the sugar and whatever else you want. You know all those Ant guards, Janice had? Well they're all willing to serve YOU, under a couple of conditions. You're in charge, but you can't think yourself inherently superior, you have to understand that you need them. You can't suddenly start thinking you're better than THEM just because you're technically the king."
"Really? Well, yeah sure I can do that. Being a fly has made me pretty humble. I'll be grateful more than anything."
"Okay second, TAKE A FUCKING BATH! Stop smelling like a garbage dump!"
"Take a bath? Gee I dunno, that's a pretty big step Wolf."
"You goddamn well better, if you want to score with all the Ant bitches there."
"WHAT?! Are you serious?!"
"Fucking dead serious. None of them have ever mated, given that in the past only the Queen is supposed to, but now most of them want to feel what its like before they die. Hell, some of them hold out hope that they'll produce offspring, to make their race thrive again. So, what's it gonna be? A shit eating bum, or a smooth pimp Superfly that gets to be serviced by a bunch of virgins?"
Andre doesn't even answer; he just thanks you quickly and runs out the door. You doubt if you'll ever see him again.
"Lucky bastard." You say as you sit down and order a drink with your newly gained loot.
