Alpha Wolf

You hand the guard the letter through the gate, who goes scuttling off to the mansion. The previous ant guard you were arguing with keeps watch on you, while the others go about their normal marching drills.

Soon the other guard returns.

"The Queen says while she's flattered by such words, she has no interest in Andre and never has. She also says she hopes that this will finally put an end to his obsessive stalking. Goodbye mammal, you have no further business here."

Well that was certainly abrupt. You get back on your bike and return home. You can't help but think the guard probably just ripped up the letter, but there's not much you can do about it now. You tell Andre what happened, and he seems crushed, but you don't really give a damn, since you basically wasted your time and didn't get anything out of this. You tell Andre to never bother you again or you'll shove a bug zapper up his ass.

You return home pissed off and give Erik another call. You end up having to take a job as a special guest at a comic convention where you have to endure the inane rambling of hundreds of nerdy humans, which results in you being arrested after you maul a couple of them due to your short tolerance level.
End Of Story