Alpha Wolf
Robot Monster: Ro-Man
If there's a bigger laughing stock of the galaxy, they must've died of shame, because it would be tough to top Ro-Man.
Ro-Man's appearance is comical enough, but his personality takes him over the edge. For the most part he comes across as a typical unflinching bureaucratic tight ass that does everything his superiors tell him to the letter. However he does have his own ambitions and plans but he's never competent enough to carry them through, since he can barely carry out plans of his superiors.
The incident that really destroyed his career was his failed invasion of Earth. After seeing that the Martians were so interested in the planet he convinced his superior called "The Great One" that they should invade it and that he should lead the invasion force. He said he just needed one ship to do it too. The Great One up to that point wasn't too impressed with Ro-Man, but he indulged the fool and said he'd get a promotion if he pulled it off. Ro-Man had it all planned out, he was going to WIPE out humanity (As he liked to say) and make the way clear for his own people to colonize. He developed a big death ray and everything.
What happened next made every failed invasion by the Martians look like military genius in comparison.
After he did all his long winded speeches, the governments of Earth pretty much dismissed him for the long winded blowhard he was and ignored him as a potential threat. Ro-Man was incensed and unleashed his "Death Beam" and destroyed every Earthling on the planetÂ…
Or at least that's what he thought happened, what really happened is when he turned the damn thing on he caused a power outage in his ship due to his bad wiring. After fumbling around in the dark for awhile and putting in a new fuse, his lighting came back on. Unfortunately for him not all the rest of his controls went back on line, but of course this genius didn't think to make sure. When he checked his scanners they didn't detect any life on Earth. It never occurred to him that all Earthlings hadn't been WIPED out and his scanners just weren't working.
Thinking he'd succeeded in his plan he landed on Earth to check things out, but instead of landing some place that would've tipped him off right away like a major city, he landed in the boondocks, where he ended up running into some very frightened humans who he figured were the only survivors on Earth. He spent the next few months chasing them around trying to kill them, until he started to get a hard on for some of the young human girls and then he was just trying to commit intergalactic rape at that point.
What ultimately happened was some hunter caught sight of him and shot him in the ass with a heavy duty tranquilizer, thinking he was Bigfoot. (He wanted to capture him alive for a reward) When he woke up he was on the first saucer back home and deported in great shame. His planet was humiliated for his spectacularly idiotic failure. He was demoted several ranks after that and eventually just kicked off his planet and his citizenship revoked. Later he would go on to hire himself as a mercenary for other aliens often as an invasion consultant.
Needless to say he would get hired once and then have to find a new employer.
If there's a bigger laughing stock of the galaxy, they must've died of shame, because it would be tough to top Ro-Man.
Ro-Man's appearance is comical enough, but his personality takes him over the edge. For the most part he comes across as a typical unflinching bureaucratic tight ass that does everything his superiors tell him to the letter. However he does have his own ambitions and plans but he's never competent enough to carry them through, since he can barely carry out plans of his superiors.
The incident that really destroyed his career was his failed invasion of Earth. After seeing that the Martians were so interested in the planet he convinced his superior called "The Great One" that they should invade it and that he should lead the invasion force. He said he just needed one ship to do it too. The Great One up to that point wasn't too impressed with Ro-Man, but he indulged the fool and said he'd get a promotion if he pulled it off. Ro-Man had it all planned out, he was going to WIPE out humanity (As he liked to say) and make the way clear for his own people to colonize. He developed a big death ray and everything.
What happened next made every failed invasion by the Martians look like military genius in comparison.
After he did all his long winded speeches, the governments of Earth pretty much dismissed him for the long winded blowhard he was and ignored him as a potential threat. Ro-Man was incensed and unleashed his "Death Beam" and destroyed every Earthling on the planetÂ…
Or at least that's what he thought happened, what really happened is when he turned the damn thing on he caused a power outage in his ship due to his bad wiring. After fumbling around in the dark for awhile and putting in a new fuse, his lighting came back on. Unfortunately for him not all the rest of his controls went back on line, but of course this genius didn't think to make sure. When he checked his scanners they didn't detect any life on Earth. It never occurred to him that all Earthlings hadn't been WIPED out and his scanners just weren't working.
Thinking he'd succeeded in his plan he landed on Earth to check things out, but instead of landing some place that would've tipped him off right away like a major city, he landed in the boondocks, where he ended up running into some very frightened humans who he figured were the only survivors on Earth. He spent the next few months chasing them around trying to kill them, until he started to get a hard on for some of the young human girls and then he was just trying to commit intergalactic rape at that point.
What ultimately happened was some hunter caught sight of him and shot him in the ass with a heavy duty tranquilizer, thinking he was Bigfoot. (He wanted to capture him alive for a reward) When he woke up he was on the first saucer back home and deported in great shame. His planet was humiliated for his spectacularly idiotic failure. He was demoted several ranks after that and eventually just kicked off his planet and his citizenship revoked. Later he would go on to hire himself as a mercenary for other aliens often as an invasion consultant.
Needless to say he would get hired once and then have to find a new employer.