Alpha Wolf
The Vampire: Vlad III AKA Vlad the Impaler AKA Dracula AKA
You've got more interesting names to call him though. "Fagula" comes to mind.
All those movies nowadays that they make about how vampires and werewolves can't get along were no doubt inspired by you and the bisexual bloodsucker.
Yeah that always pissed you off. He was always considered a "ladies man" and yet he was buttfucking his sycophantic manservant Renfield on a regular basis. Fucking pretty boy got all the best looking women throwing themselves at him, while he was getting some massive man meat in his elitist aristocratic undead ass on the side. Blood wasn't the only thing he was sucking on.
That pretty boy also got all the best roles; got all the fame, got everything better and he didn't deserve any of it. He came from fucking money. He was goddamn royalty. He was all those things that humans admire and strive for, looks, money, power, famous, and eternal youth. You didn't really stand a chance in terms of popularity. Here you were a dirty ruthless "animal" that ripped people apart, while HE was Mr. suave and sexy that seduced his victims. Making death erotic rather than violent.
In short, humans saw him and saw what they wanted to be. While they saw you, and saw what they were.
Its one of the reasons why you have a big dislike for the undead. They aren't natural. They don't have that primal instinct that all living creatures have on some level. Humans and Werewolves both have it. Even all the Alien creatures you've had rare encounters with have a primal instinct due to the evolution that existed on their home worlds. The Undead don't. They're without emotion. No matter how much they try to mimic it. Any emotion they have is only due to their remembrance of how they reacted to events in their former lives. They don't BREED naturally. Vampires are just fucking overgrown parasites and leeches in your superior opinion. All they do is try to exploit, hide and lie. And most idiotic humans fall for it. Now there's a whole sub-culture of wannabe Vampires out there. Nobody wants to be a werewolf though. (Granted you'd probably hate a wannabe werewolf, but that's not the point.)
It's not "sexy" enough. It's not "dark and mysterious" enough, basically it's not GAY enough.
But being a Vampire sure is gay enough though, so let those stupid ass human wannabes go ahead and pretend and worship Vampires. They always find out just how much their "Masters" truly value them and it's normally as food and at best a "pet".
Werewolves don't lie. If they're going to kill you, they'll be up front immediately, they won't string you along. At least you've always been that way.
Fagula just represents everything you hate about his kind. All of which makes you wonder:
Where the hell are the Van Helsings of the world, nowadays?
You've got more interesting names to call him though. "Fagula" comes to mind.
All those movies nowadays that they make about how vampires and werewolves can't get along were no doubt inspired by you and the bisexual bloodsucker.
Yeah that always pissed you off. He was always considered a "ladies man" and yet he was buttfucking his sycophantic manservant Renfield on a regular basis. Fucking pretty boy got all the best looking women throwing themselves at him, while he was getting some massive man meat in his elitist aristocratic undead ass on the side. Blood wasn't the only thing he was sucking on.
That pretty boy also got all the best roles; got all the fame, got everything better and he didn't deserve any of it. He came from fucking money. He was goddamn royalty. He was all those things that humans admire and strive for, looks, money, power, famous, and eternal youth. You didn't really stand a chance in terms of popularity. Here you were a dirty ruthless "animal" that ripped people apart, while HE was Mr. suave and sexy that seduced his victims. Making death erotic rather than violent.
In short, humans saw him and saw what they wanted to be. While they saw you, and saw what they were.
Its one of the reasons why you have a big dislike for the undead. They aren't natural. They don't have that primal instinct that all living creatures have on some level. Humans and Werewolves both have it. Even all the Alien creatures you've had rare encounters with have a primal instinct due to the evolution that existed on their home worlds. The Undead don't. They're without emotion. No matter how much they try to mimic it. Any emotion they have is only due to their remembrance of how they reacted to events in their former lives. They don't BREED naturally. Vampires are just fucking overgrown parasites and leeches in your superior opinion. All they do is try to exploit, hide and lie. And most idiotic humans fall for it. Now there's a whole sub-culture of wannabe Vampires out there. Nobody wants to be a werewolf though. (Granted you'd probably hate a wannabe werewolf, but that's not the point.)
It's not "sexy" enough. It's not "dark and mysterious" enough, basically it's not GAY enough.
But being a Vampire sure is gay enough though, so let those stupid ass human wannabes go ahead and pretend and worship Vampires. They always find out just how much their "Masters" truly value them and it's normally as food and at best a "pet".
Werewolves don't lie. If they're going to kill you, they'll be up front immediately, they won't string you along. At least you've always been that way.
Fagula just represents everything you hate about his kind. All of which makes you wonder:
Where the hell are the Van Helsings of the world, nowadays?