Reunion
You walk up to the Creature from the Black lagoon as he is about to sit down at the table. "Creature from the Black Lagoon," you say, "What'd Drac say that was so funny?" You ask.
Creature from the Black Lagoon smiles broadly and chuckles a bit under his breath before he replies. "I'll tell it to you the way he told it to me." He says.
"Look around you, Invisible, and count the women."
You do as he says and look all around the bar. There is Frankensteins' wife, a tall woman with a bad wig at the bar, and... Wait a minute, that's not a woman!
"We're in a queer bar." He says to you just as the realisation dawns upon you.
"You think maybe the Mummy knew about this?"
You laugh a full and hearty laugh. The Mummy picked a queer bar for the reunion. Did he know about it? Did he plan this as some way of telling you all that he is gay, or perhaps because he figured the calibur of freak amongst your group would be less likely to be noted in a gay bar?
Either way it's funny.
"I hope he wraps his dick," Dracula says. More laughter ensues.
Then those mysterious kids that you watched enter the bar make their way over to your table. That's when you recognize them and thier alien blonde hair and pale eyes.
They are the Children of the Damned. They have always given you the creeps. Most of the other monsters act scary, these kids are scary. They're freaks. Bastard children of alien fathers.
You suddenly feel very uncomfortable and almost sick to your stomach. You don't feel much like hanging around here anymore. Not with those fucking kids here. Fuck them!
Creature from the Black Lagoon smiles broadly and chuckles a bit under his breath before he replies. "I'll tell it to you the way he told it to me." He says.
"Look around you, Invisible, and count the women."
You do as he says and look all around the bar. There is Frankensteins' wife, a tall woman with a bad wig at the bar, and... Wait a minute, that's not a woman!
"We're in a queer bar." He says to you just as the realisation dawns upon you.
"You think maybe the Mummy knew about this?"
You laugh a full and hearty laugh. The Mummy picked a queer bar for the reunion. Did he know about it? Did he plan this as some way of telling you all that he is gay, or perhaps because he figured the calibur of freak amongst your group would be less likely to be noted in a gay bar?
Either way it's funny.
"I hope he wraps his dick," Dracula says. More laughter ensues.
Then those mysterious kids that you watched enter the bar make their way over to your table. That's when you recognize them and thier alien blonde hair and pale eyes.
They are the Children of the Damned. They have always given you the creeps. Most of the other monsters act scary, these kids are scary. They're freaks. Bastard children of alien fathers.
You suddenly feel very uncomfortable and almost sick to your stomach. You don't feel much like hanging around here anymore. Not with those fucking kids here. Fuck them!