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by Thickskullman on Jul 7, 2013
by YaoiBloodhound on Apr 17, 2013
by WhiteBread on Feb 12, 2008
Yeah I'm not a horror fan, so I guess that's why this isn't a favorite of mine.
by jeffisthebest on Jan 14, 2006
This was so funny and original.
by shuga313 on Dec 23, 2005
I'm rating this a 9 only because I spotted a few grammatical and spelling errors. Also, Dracula seemed to have been losing his accent periodically.

Great job, DEP! I like your work.
by Shabti on Nov 3, 2005
Haha, you crazy-ass donteatpoop. Once again other good and long story with that mixed in sense of humor.
by YazZMaN on Oct 29, 2005
A very entertaining and original story line. I really enjoyed the humor and style. You would have been given a "10" rating but you made one unacceptable spelling error...its Newcastle Brown Ale, not New Castle. I should know, my husband's a Geordie from Newcastle, where we live ;)
by CelticFrostQueen on Oct 17, 2005
My dishonest personality told me to rate my own story a ten. Cheating rules!!!
by donteatpoop on Oct 16, 2005
Hilarious! I never thought I'd say this, but you've really improved, DEP! Not just with the spelling and grammar (and by the way, it's "passers-by" instead of "passer-byes"), but you've improved totally - comprehensively. I wish we had .5's, because I seriously want to give this a 9.5 (as I was thinking 9.4), but I guess I'll have to round down, darn it.

Keep up the good work! I got the 50-foot-woman killing the Village of the Damned kids ending. Priceless.
by michaelrayholt on Oct 15, 2005
Very funny!!! What else can I say? Don't be too hard on yourself, this story was a good read.
by ChubbyTeletubby on Oct 10, 2005

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