Legend
"Well you seem to know what you're doing, so I'll go distract the Priests." You say. Tanya looks a bit relieved at your choice, if you weren't so absolutely sure that she was in love with you, you'd swear that she doesn't want you around.
Tanya leaves you to it, and enters a nearby sewer grating. You step towards the Temple wondering how you're going to pull this off. You figure you'll pose as an "Entertainer" and wing it from there.
You enter the temple and are instantly approached by a big ugly and stern looking Priestess. Judging by her ornamental robes and headdress she's probably the High Priestess. Excellent.
"You! What're you doing here? It's late and we don't give shelter to illiterate vagrants like you! This is a sacred place of higher learning and to Dorna! Get out!"
Time to turn on that charm that Tanya finds so irresistible.
"Lady! My dear lady! Such harsh words! Is it even possible that they were uttered from lips as beautiful as yours? No, I cannot believe such words of ruthlessness could be said with such a heavenly voice that could make Dryads weep with joy."
Your words have the desired effect. She stops her verbal assault and begins to blush. It's almost as if she's never heard a compliment like that before. And judging by how she looks she probably hasn't. It takes everything in your power to not choke on the lies you tell her.
"Oh well I uh "
"No need to speak anymore my dear, for I am here to expand the horizons of this so called place of higher wisdom! You're all stuck here, surrounded by books, and worshipping knowledge, but you don't know how to have any fun! As an entertainer, I cannot understand how you people can live without passion! Passion that can be applied in many many ways! You know what I mean?"
"Oh yes I think so " the Priestess says starting to sweat.
"Good! Now gather your brethren from whatever menial tasks they're doing. They need to get their noses out of their books and put work aside for a moment, and just enjoy life for a little while. Let me expand your knowledge in a completely different way. You just sit back and relax as I do my thing to you "
You decide you better lay off the innuendo a bit, the Priestess looks like she's about to rip your clothes off and have her way with you. You doubt if you could stop her either. Fortunately she doesn't do that, she gathers her brethren. They look a little less enthusiastic than she does having been interrupted from their duties and reading, but she's in charge so they do what she says for now.
Okay Mr. Entertainer you have their attention, what exactly are you going to do now?
Tanya leaves you to it, and enters a nearby sewer grating. You step towards the Temple wondering how you're going to pull this off. You figure you'll pose as an "Entertainer" and wing it from there.
You enter the temple and are instantly approached by a big ugly and stern looking Priestess. Judging by her ornamental robes and headdress she's probably the High Priestess. Excellent.
"You! What're you doing here? It's late and we don't give shelter to illiterate vagrants like you! This is a sacred place of higher learning and to Dorna! Get out!"
Time to turn on that charm that Tanya finds so irresistible.
"Lady! My dear lady! Such harsh words! Is it even possible that they were uttered from lips as beautiful as yours? No, I cannot believe such words of ruthlessness could be said with such a heavenly voice that could make Dryads weep with joy."
Your words have the desired effect. She stops her verbal assault and begins to blush. It's almost as if she's never heard a compliment like that before. And judging by how she looks she probably hasn't. It takes everything in your power to not choke on the lies you tell her.
"Oh well I uh "
"No need to speak anymore my dear, for I am here to expand the horizons of this so called place of higher wisdom! You're all stuck here, surrounded by books, and worshipping knowledge, but you don't know how to have any fun! As an entertainer, I cannot understand how you people can live without passion! Passion that can be applied in many many ways! You know what I mean?"
"Oh yes I think so " the Priestess says starting to sweat.
"Good! Now gather your brethren from whatever menial tasks they're doing. They need to get their noses out of their books and put work aside for a moment, and just enjoy life for a little while. Let me expand your knowledge in a completely different way. You just sit back and relax as I do my thing to you "
You decide you better lay off the innuendo a bit, the Priestess looks like she's about to rip your clothes off and have her way with you. You doubt if you could stop her either. Fortunately she doesn't do that, she gathers her brethren. They look a little less enthusiastic than she does having been interrupted from their duties and reading, but she's in charge so they do what she says for now.
Okay Mr. Entertainer you have their attention, what exactly are you going to do now?