The Whole World In Your Hands
Becoming a lawyer isn't the easiest thing to do, but once you achieve a passing grade on the BAR exam making money will be a cinch!
Ah, it's time to take that BAR exam! Some sample questions:
What is the easiest way to get your client $1 million?
How do you convince a judge your client tripped over a stick and broke every bone in his/her leg?
How do you tell the jury with a straight face that your client did not kill the victim even though his DNA is all over everything?
Of course, the answer to the last was "Say he is OJ." But you're at the last question, and you don't know it! The question is, "If your client slept with a young boy and he is known as a molester how do you persuade the jury to aquit him?"
Ah, it's time to take that BAR exam! Some sample questions:
What is the easiest way to get your client $1 million?
How do you convince a judge your client tripped over a stick and broke every bone in his/her leg?
How do you tell the jury with a straight face that your client did not kill the victim even though his DNA is all over everything?
Of course, the answer to the last was "Say he is OJ." But you're at the last question, and you don't know it! The question is, "If your client slept with a young boy and he is known as a molester how do you persuade the jury to aquit him?"