The Whole World In Your Hands
Launching an attack from Ireland to Britain will be easy. Very easy. But taking Ireland won't be the simplest thing you've ever done. After all, the Irish are known to be the nastiest, dirtiest, and toughest fist-fighters in the world. And you just can't beat that.
Or can you? When you send in the men to conquer Belfast, you meet absolutely no resistance! None at all! They're all drunk! Not a single sober Irishman to be found in the whole city. You proclaim yourself Head Leprochaun and set your eyes on the bigger prize. Britain.
Of course, the English now know of your prescense in the British Isles and are prepared for an attack. You'll have to think of a decent plan to beat them. Time to get sneaky.
Or can you? When you send in the men to conquer Belfast, you meet absolutely no resistance! None at all! They're all drunk! Not a single sober Irishman to be found in the whole city. You proclaim yourself Head Leprochaun and set your eyes on the bigger prize. Britain.
Of course, the English now know of your prescense in the British Isles and are prepared for an attack. You'll have to think of a decent plan to beat them. Time to get sneaky.