The Whole World In Your Hands

You rally all the troops that are not already deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan. You come up with a force of twelve and a half (one's a woman).

This won't work! You need more men! Like a million more! First, you institute a military draft. The people don't like it, but who cares if there are massive riots in Iowa? I certainly don't.

Anyway, you now have plenty of men at your command. But they aren't trained, and would lose a fight to anyone but the French. I know, it's pitiful. In response, you urgently call back all of the men stationed in Iraq.

Unintended consequences result from this. Seeing that the US has retreated from Iraq, the Germans have mass parties, including an Octoberfest in mid-January. They think this means you have finally conceeded the US should have stayed out of Iraq! What idiots!

Your troops storm through all of Germany, and you take Berlin in three days. Less time than Iraq. Now, to find out the world response to your invasion.

China and Russia say nothing. The nations surrounding Germany easily surrender (France declared their unconditional surrender after 10 minutes).

But the UK won't stand for it. They prepare for war. It can be assumed once you conquer Europe, everywhere else will fall. Mainly because I don't want to write too much. How will you beat the English?