CRACK ATTACK!

I smell pussy...and I don't mean the cat! Seriously, though, what are you - some kind of pussy? If you can't even rape a kitten then I'm not even going to keep this tired story going. You really make me sick.

At least you got high today, and in the end that's all that counts. As for tomorrow...well, you'll probably just suck some more dick and get high again. Life is good.Or wait, no it isn't.